What Not to Wear

What Not to Wear on TLC used to be one of my favorite shows. I loved watching them buy new clothes and help transform people’s looks. For a while, I considered dressing poorly and staging my entrance onto the show. Of course, most of the show is predicated off of helping people dress more professionally for the workplace, and I don’t even have a real job yet. So needless to say, that idea probably won’t happen. Nor would I ever want to look like those people do before Stacy and Clinton worked their magic.

While it’s hard to say what I imagine myself wearing to work since I don’t even know what I want to do, many images flash through my mind. I’ve always believed that I could be a well-dressed professional. If I were to work in an office, I would love to wear cute professional clothing and dress up everyday. Now if I were to be an outdoor adventurer, my attire would be extremely different. I could get a good pair of hiking boots, some nice zip-off pants, and a big floppy sun hat to protect myself. I’d be perfectly happy with that outfit, as well. And if I were to be a chef, I would definitely love to wear some gray checker board pants and a chef’s hat, because who doesn’t want to dress up like that everyday?

Not all jobs require the same attire, but it is a huge skill to know what to wear. When interviewing, it’s important to look professional and give off a good first impression. And once you’ve started your job, you can get a feel for your everyday wear.

Although it’s probably not the best idea to base what job you would like to have off of what clothing you want to wear, but it may be something to consider. And definitely don’t have to be sabotaged by your friends and put on What Not to Wear, because then you know you have gone too far downhill.

If Only I Could Wear That…

The first time I visited Scripps was when I was flown out for Scholars Weekend February of my senior year of high school. Worrying about what to pack for both a warmer climate and a faculty interview, I consulted my friend who had been to Scholars Weekend the year before. “It’s California,” she assured me, “they’re a lot more casual than here.” Coming from the northeast, I had been raised believing that professional people had to dress pretty conservatively. I also just didn’t have a lot of experience having to dress professionally – college interviews were my first time really doing that, as I’m sure they were for many others. But coming to college in California has definitely raised my awareness of the fact that professional clothing can vary, not just from field to field, but also regionally.

When it comes to my personal choice in what to wear, I am the kind of person who will wear shorts or pants most of the time simply because I can’t be bothered with being composed enough to wear a skirt or dress in public. I’d rather wear something that is comfortable and functional than something that runs the risk of being blown up by an errant breeze (or subway grate à la Marilyn Monroe). There’s also something to be said for having a pocket to carry your phone and a belt loop for your keys. So when I start thinking about myself in a future workplace, the first thing that comes into my mind is the need for me to be comfortable. But what does comfortable work wear really mean? Would I love to be able to wear my everyday clothes (within reason) to my place of work? Heck yes. But I imagine I’m not the only person who wishes this, and the reality of the work world means that most of us cannot do that.

While there remains the possibility that I will some day be able to go to work in a clean-looking pair of jeans and my favorite Doctor Who tee, in the interim I have to be somewhat realistic. I don’t actually have a dislike of professional clothing, I’ve realized, but more of a discomfort with its associations. Work clothing is what adults wear, and I still don’t feel like an adult most of the time. There aren’t any particular items – heels, suits, etc. – that I truly dislike, as long as I can find something that I like the look and fit of. I am no longer quite so terrified at the thought of having to look nice five days out of the week, although to be sure most of my college-student-wardrobe would not really be suitable. Two and a half years later I actually have no memory of what I wore to my interview with Professor Boucquey, but it must have been all right, because I got in, and I got the scholarship. So when the day comes when I graduate from Scripps and begin my career adventures, I like to think that I will be able to adapt to whatever my profession requires of me – but will probably never give up hope of that jeans and t-shirt dream job.

Professional Dress

When I was in the third grade, I decided that I couldn’t be a doctor because no one would ever be able to see my clothes underneath those boring, white coats. If I was a teacher, on the other hand, I would get to wear whatever I wanted to wear everyday. This logic, ridiculous as it was, offers some insight into my values at the tender young age of nine. I had my priorities. First, be smarter than the boys in my class. Second, look great doing it.

Fast forward some fifteen or so years later, and lo and behold I am a teacher! But, I was not thinking of clothes when I applied for Teach for America. I was thinking of educational inequity and closing the achievement gap.

Clothes did become an issue, though, when it came time for my TFA interview. After three and a half glorious years frolicking around in the Claremont sun, I had amassed quite the arsenal of sundresses, gladiator sandals, American Apparel v-necks and oversized sunglasses, but I was not well versed in the category of professional attire.

The day my mom and I went shopping for a suit for my interview was almost as painful an experience as the wild goose chases we undertook while looking for homecoming and prom dresses in high school. There were many moments of frustration and strife, and we looked through many a sale rack before giving in and going to Banana Republic, where we found a very modest black suit that fit well (and of course wasn’t discounted). The next weekend I picked up some power pumps at Nordstrom Rack and I was set.

Little did I know that the suit and those power pumps were the beginnings of a takeover.

My beloved closet has undergone a complete transformation over the past six months. At Scripps, my hangers were laden with colorful dresses, funky sweaters, jeans and jersey. Today, those hangers hold blouses, dress pants, dresses (sleeved with knee-length hemlines), A-line skirts and sweaters. The most prominent color? Black.

In college, my blacks were reserved for working backstage crew assignments at the theatre. Now my blacks are ironed, pleated, cuffed and respectable looking, while also ready to camouflage the black whiteboard marker dust that finds its way onto any garment that is vibrantly colored. (My bright yellow skirt gets dingy every time.) Jeans are now reserved for weekends. My shoes are sometimes orthopedic and always closed toe; and, my Reef flip flops are for trips to the mailbox and Target.

At first, I hated it. I hated these frumpy teacher clothes. I felt like my creativity was being stifled. Not only did I have to wear a bra everyday (Oh, Scripps…), but I had to wear closed toe shoes and trade my Scripps College sweatpants for dress pants. Luckily, I got the hang of dressing like a teacher rather quickly.

Having experienced an interdisciplinary education helped with the transition to dressing like a “grown up.” I soon learned to mix a colorful blouse from my college days of yore with dark dress pants purchased for work, match bright shoes and a funky scarf with a conservative dress, and jazz up an oxford button down with those awesome earrings I bought from the vendor who sells jewelry outside of the entrance to Viva Madrid!

Mixing old and new pieces has allowed me not only to maximize my closet’s potential (cotton sundresses can be successfully worn under sweaters and blazers alike), but also retain a sense of individuality in my daily wardrobe choices. And on Thursday mornings, when my alarm goes off at 5:00 a.m. to remind me that I have an hour of traffic waiting for me, sometimes a fun outfit can be great motivation to pop out of bed and greet the 10 west with both a battle cry and a sashay.  (My nine year-old self would be proud.)

Moral of the story: be your workplace a cubicle, lab or classroom, you can always infuse an element of style into your work wardrobe that is unabashedly “you.” It makes the dress pants all the more bearable.