When I Grow Up

I have a list on my phone for when people ask me what I want to be when I grow up. It seems it might also come in handy now that I’m blogging about career options. This post is pretty much the extent of my knowledge at this point and that list in its entirety. For ambiance while reading I suggest this particular song from Matilda the musical. It really puts me in the career planning mood (and usually makes me cry). So without further ado: my career goals in a weirdly clickbait-y format.

Art Therapist

To the best of my understanding, this is a real career that involves fingerpainting.

Meat Packing Tycoon

Oscar Meyer lookin' fresh to death

Oscar Meyer lookin’ fresh to death

I feel like this one is pretty self-explanatory.

American Girl Doll Concept Designer

I am not entirely sure that this is or ever was a job that someone could have, but I do have a very clear image of what the typical business meeting would look like:

INT. Boardroom – Morning

Business people converse in hushed whispers, waiting for the big announcement.              I stand. The room falls silent.

me: she goes to the moon

me: in a wheelchair

Thundering applause, money rains downs from the ceiling, I straighten my power suit and saunter out of the room to my private island paid for by doll hospital money.

This may be among my more realistic ambitions

CIA Agent

If we’re being honest, I would be terrible at this.

Grey’s Anatomy Extra

I couldn’t be actually dying of something because then I’d have to act, but I could totally wear a surgical mask and hand McDreamy a scalpel.

one of these is me. it doesn’t really matter which one

Nappytabs

Napoleon and Tabitha are a husband/wife hip-hop choreography duo with a really cute baby. They came up with this.

If you were wondering, no, I can’t dance, at all.

Reality TV Producer

I feel like I could totally come up with elaborate dating shows a la The Stepford Wives’       I Can Do Better.

I’m pretty good at figuring out who is there for the wrong reasons on The Bachelor so…

Film and Animation Studio Co-Owner

It will be called Plebtier studios. Not because the content is for the common people, but because it will not be very good. It will hopefully be just good enough to get bought out by Laika or Dreamworks. A girl can dream.

Kate Beaton

Kate Beaton has actually been an inspiration for me since I first saw her Gatsby cartoons. It turns out that making fun of history and literature is actually a job you can have and ergo a job I want

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Then of course, the big 3

best-jobs-ever space-lawyer best-jobs-ranch-dressing-expert

The fact that Space Law is such a male dominated field only makes me want it more.

If you have better (read as: more realistic, less realistic, entirely imaginary) career goals than mine I’d love to hear about them. I would also accept hip-hop lessons. <3

Figuring It Out. Maybe.

Sometimes there’s nothing scarier than infinite possibilities. But it’s also terrifying to make decisions that could limit your options down the road. So as I consider how I want to proceed with my post-graduation job search, I’m terrified of limiting myself to certain areas and industries, but I also can’t just magically produce a million resumes and drop them on the desk of every potential employer in the country.

DISTRESS

I’ve come up with some parameters for my search that won’t necessarily make me feel like I’m eliminating too many good options, but I am still sort of freaking out about eventually having to choose something. Or, you know, not getting any jobs at all. But we’re going to pretend that won’t happen and that something will work out, ok? Ok.

In terms of industries, I’m considering trying to get into the judicial system, either as a clerk in a law office (preferably a government office, but I’m not going to rule out other options); a caseworker in an immigration office, child services office, etc. (whatever I can secure without a Master’s or targeted degree); or a career planning/job services office (that one’s a little random, but it’s something I’ve been thinking about a lot). I’d like to try and do something that will compel me to use my language skills, and it’d be awesome to be in a place where I can attend language classes for cheap (at a local college, for example).

I’m really scattered when it comes to locations. It’d be so great to be near my family and back in my home state. But it’d also be fun to experience a new city–I love Minneapolis/St. Paul and Chicago so much, and Madison, Wisconsin, is a close third. I have good friends in all of those cities, and it’d be great to be close to that network of people I’m close with. I also just found out that my best friend will be moving to Portland after she graduates. I’ve never been to Portland, so moving there without even visiting freaks me out, but my friend and I were basically inseparable during high school, so having her nearby after four years apart would be amazing. It’d also be awesome to follow my sister wherever she decides to go to college in the fall of 2015, but she’s also looking all over the country, so I’m not sure I’ll be able to predict her plans in time to secure a job nearby. My sister and I are super close, and it’d be great to keep each other company as we adjust to post-high school and post-college life.

And then there’s the part of me that just wants to pack up and move to Morocco or New Zealand or something and figure it out.

To Whom It May Concern: I have none of the qualifications required for sheep herding. Please hire me anyway. Love, Em.

And then there’s feasibility of working somewhere. The economy and job market here at home are much better than other places in the country (and in Morocco, for that matter…no clue about New Zealand). But there are more immigration jobs in, say, Minneapolis than there are in a little town somewhere. Then there are things like the cost of living, the availability of public transportation, the safety of the city…all of which will have to be weighed against the money I could make at a job.

This is majorly tricky stuff. But as I start my job search, writing down my priorities and needs has at least given me a framework within which to operate. And as much as I hate having too many possibilities and tough decisions like these, it’s nice to know that no matter what I choose, there will be things I love about wherever I end up.

And, of course, that I can always change my mind.

Brag About Your Blog

Looking to add more to your resume or cover letter, but too busy for another job or internship? Why not start your own blog? 🙂

Simple to learn and free (or cheap) to manage, a blog provides a fun way to express yourself as well as gain some professional experience. This CP&R blog is only one example. See two of my personal blogs below for some ideas:

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A more personal blog, StraightEdgeRuler includes stories about substance-free living, as well as newly added interviews from others about their experiences with drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, sex, and college life. I write it as a sort of journal, as well as a representation of my values and interests in life.

This blog does not directly relate to my vocational pursuits, but it has certainly given me an edge when I apply for writing or media positions. Many of these jobs require or look for applicants with knowledge of WordPress, as well as general social media outlets.

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But what if you’re not much of a writer? No worries– you can express yourself in another way. How about art?

Online my art gallery blog, I include relatively few words as captions for the photographs I take. Instead of spending hours on my writing, I invest my time in photographing and editing. That being said, this can actually turn out quite time-consuming. But since I only update once a week, I still save more time on this than I would at a part-time job around campus.

Most importantly, I genuinely enjoy reaching out to an audience where my words will be digested and put to use. Writing is fun, and I hope to continue along this pathway for many years to come.

What are some of your favorite blogs to follow? What kind of topic would you like to write about in your own blog? Comment below.

Getting my Foot in the Door

Dear Charlotte,

We would like to thank you for your interest in the College Volunteer Program at xxxxxxxxxx Hospital.  We receive a large number of application requests, yet we have a limited number of openings for new Volunteers.  This means that we are not able to accommodate all requests. At this time, your request was not selected.  We would however, like to encourage you to make another request in the future.

This is an email that I recently received in response to an application to become a volunteer at a local hospital. Unfortunately, this type of response for this type of position is not abnormal.

* Before I go any further, I feel the need to clarify a few things. Academically and occupationally, I am specifically interested in clinical work and clinical research. During my time at Scripps, I’ve found that commonly available lab bench work, while informative and a useful scientific experience, can be tiresome and not as fulfilling as I hoped it would be. This, however, is just my personal preference. If you are inspired and excited by bench work, please do not get discouraged by this blog post. Scripps College has some amazing opportunities to conduct research and I suggest that you speak with one of the many W.M. Keck Science Department faculty, as they are always open and willing to accept new research students.

As I stated above, I am a more of a clinical buff. I’ve developed my opinions surrounding science during my time at the Claremont Colleges and I have come to the conclusion that, for me, it is vitally important to share your knowledge and experience with those in need. (This is how I developed my career goal of genetic counseling, which, if you are interested in discussing or learning more about, please leave a comment on this post.) Exposure to the clinical world is key in developing a solid foundation for further studies, ie. medical school. However, as an undergraduate, these types of opportunities have been incredibly difficult to obtain. The doctors or practitioners we would normally consult with for these positions site the regulations surrounding patient privacy as one of the biggest obstacles facing a non-certified student. In my experience, doctors also tend to display an misunderstanding as to the depth of research in which undergraduates may be involved. While I may be speaking from a Scripps perspective, it is not necessarily common for undergraduates at large universities to be conducting research alongside professors and mentors. However, even traditional research may not be enough of an active gateway for most undergraduate clinical internships and applications.

In the summer of my sophomore year, I was accepted into the Children’s Hospital Oakland Research Institute (CHORI) Summer Student Program. I was ecstatic when I was accepted, as, from what I’d read and heard, I thought that this would be the perfect program for me. While I realized during the internship that research was not for me, I was given the unique opportunity to shadow one of the doctors at the Children’s Hospital Oakland, a direct affiliate of the institute. I observed a genetic counselor for one or two days during the CHORI program. I saw her actively working with patients, which really got my blood pumping. In the past, I’d only been able to hypothesis about my love for patient work, but had never had the chance to see these connections actually being made. She became my guiding light, who helped to believe that I would, and could, make my way into  the clinical world.

Nowadays, I am being a bit more selective in my internship and job searches, making sure that I will be participating in meaningful and interesting work. Slowly but surely, I am learning the best, most successful ways of getting involved (as it is still not always easy) and gaining experience by volunteering in the absence of structured internship programs. (Tip for all you clinically-minded science students: volunteering and interning are equally beneficial and valid experiences in the eyes of medical and graduate schools. They both imply a specialized set of acquired skills that are valuable and worth your time). Like always, hindsight is 20-20 and I do wish that I could have learned some of these lessons earlier on. However, I am still thankful for all of the experience I have gained through my internship missteps and I am currently looking forward for what the future can bring me.

Why I Think Willy Wonka has the Best Fictional Job in the Universe!

Ever since I was a kid, Willy Wonka has always been the greatest fictional character I aspired to be. Not only is he an amazing man, he by far has the most amazing job! Who doesn’t want to be candy-genius-crazy-creative-mastermind?!

Now, after a few years of college and a few jobs here and there, his job is more and more enticing by the minute.

And Here’s Why:

1. Being Wonka, you are a marketing GENIUS!

One contest: created a chocolate-buying frenzy around the world that trumped the release of the iPhone. Yup.

2. And the KING of creativity!

Take that Steve Jobs (and may you RIP)!

3. Not mentioning you get a pretty swanky pad…

That is completely covered by the company!

4. And your job gets you all excited everyday!

7. Plus the awesome perks…

Although, sometimes it can be hard work to be Wonka…

But, there is no other better job in the world!

Job is rewarding and life fulfilling? Ugh… please stop

Being Wonka just perfectly melds my love for food, art, and media, not to mention my love for all of the company perks and benefits!  I am not 100% certain on what I want to do after graduation, but I do know that I being creative is important to me and I can definitely see myself in Marketing/PR in the future. Maybe I am crazy to look up to Wonka, but I think one can never aim too high!

Happy Halloween!

Pssst! Who inspires you? Think there’s a better fictional job out there? Comment below!