I have a list on my phone for when people ask me what I want to be when I grow up. It seems it might also come in handy now that I’m blogging about career options. This post is pretty much the extent of my knowledge at this point and that list in its entirety. For ambiance while reading I suggest this particular song from Matilda the musical. It really puts me in the career planning mood (and usually makes me cry). So without further ado: my career goals in a weirdly clickbait-y format.
Art Therapist
To the best of my understanding, this is a real career that involves fingerpainting.
Meat Packing Tycoon
I feel like this one is pretty self-explanatory.
American Girl Doll Concept Designer
I am not entirely sure that this is or ever was a job that someone could have, but I do have a very clear image of what the typical business meeting would look like:
INT. Boardroom – Morning
Business people converse in hushed whispers, waiting for the big announcement. I stand. The room falls silent.
me: she goes to the moon
me: in a wheelchair
Thundering applause, money rains downs from the ceiling, I straighten my power suit and saunter out of the room to my private island paid for by doll hospital money.
This may be among my more realistic ambitions
CIA Agent
If we’re being honest, I would be terrible at this.
Grey’s Anatomy Extra
I couldn’t be actually dying of something because then I’d have to act, but I could totally wear a surgical mask and hand McDreamy a scalpel.
Nappytabs
Napoleon and Tabitha are a husband/wife hip-hop choreography duo with a really cute baby. They came up with this.
If you were wondering, no, I can’t dance, at all.
Reality TV Producer
I feel like I could totally come up with elaborate dating shows a la The Stepford Wives’ I Can Do Better.
I’m pretty good at figuring out who is there for the wrong reasons on The Bachelor so…
Film and Animation Studio Co-Owner
It will be called Plebtier studios. Not because the content is for the common people, but because it will not be very good. It will hopefully be just good enough to get bought out by Laika or Dreamworks. A girl can dream.
Kate Beaton
Kate Beaton has actually been an inspiration for me since I first saw her Gatsby cartoons. It turns out that making fun of history and literature is actually a job you can have and ergo a job I want
Then of course, the big 3
The fact that Space Law is such a male dominated field only makes me want it more.
If you have better (read as: more realistic, less realistic, entirely imaginary) career goals than mine I’d love to hear about them. I would also accept hip-hop lessons. <3